You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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