I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I just blew my weed a kiss
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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