wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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