Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Nicole vs. Life
the day after is always just damage control
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Dignity is for republicans.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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