She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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