it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
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I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
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And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
This is my gift to your gina
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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