ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
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i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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