All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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