Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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