I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
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Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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