Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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