You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
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You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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