But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
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I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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