you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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