Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Pooping to opera.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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