? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Fuck appropriateness.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
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Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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