Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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