it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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