Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
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My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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