Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Bring me that man meat
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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