question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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