Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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