Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
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Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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