i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
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I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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