he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
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come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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