I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
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i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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