I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
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Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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