i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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