Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
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Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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