I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
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worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
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I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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