oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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