After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
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I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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