how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
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vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
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