Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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