Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Why did my mother make you get naked?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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