there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
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This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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