i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
It's not a walk of shame if you run
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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