Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize