So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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