Whoa Z and x make the same sound
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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