We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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