I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
My vagina is very pro this idea
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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