So drunk its hurt
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
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Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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