Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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