im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
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to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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