Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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