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i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
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He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
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I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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