She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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