Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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