You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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