We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
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The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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