Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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