i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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